Basically, I start by claiming the hill- and you continue by saying how you claim the hill from me :)! This obviously follows on from poster to poster like so;
member 1- Claims the hill.
member 2- Knocks Poster 1 off the hill with a rolling pin. My hill.
Member 3- Uses a flame-thrower to burn Poster 2 off the hill, and watches him run around on fire. My hill.
And so on.
Oh, and when you have described how you take the hill, say "My hill" afterwords :)
I'll start, and I claim the hill.
Four other members need to post an answer, before you post again.